From my email

I didn’t write this statement, but damn its funny.

Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate? They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.

2 Replies to “From my email”

  1. Haha
    Could you imagine a cow with every alien…wow how would you fit 10 cows in a single bedroom 600 sq ft house…The sight of cows and aliens would be an amusing sight…but what I do find ridiculous is how our government has not and most likely will not come up with a solution to keep “aliens” from what is still occurring. Actually I find the US government in all to be Ridiculous these days!!

  2. Damn Funny… but um… dumb
    Basically, if they’re illegal aliens, we don’t know when they came into the country because they circumvented our protocols. Therefore, we can’t give them a cow until we find them, and at that point we might as well just deport them.

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